Geoff Cotton

 cabaret performer   .   compère   .   MC   .   corporate entertainer   .   personalised songs

'Real originality and highly entertaining’ - The Stage

Geoff Cotton is a cabaret performer, corporate entertainer, MC and compère with an act featuring songs, sketches and stand-up comedy.

The music, lyrics, songs and sketches are all original and are accompanied by live acoustic guitar or pre-recorded backing tracks.

Titles include

The Vegetarian Blues

Bikini Wax

I’m An Old James Bond

On The Tip Of My Tongue

I’m Not Missing You At All

Why Can’t You Be Like Us French?

Maria (Sharapova)

I’m An Old Pop Star

Cellulite

I Miss You Both

Football Star

Leaves On The Line

Baked Beans

Phone Sex

The act includes 'special guests’, characters who appear to perform a song or sketch. 

They include James Bond, Sacha Distel and Tom Jones...

Corporate entertainment

As an experienced singer/songwriter, Geoff Cotton is able to offer original, tailor-made songs for individual corporate clients/events.

Given a suitable briefing, songs can be written which feature individuals or departments.  These songs can be submitted in advance for approval and clients can take part in the performance, subject to adequate rehearsal.  Alternatively, individuals can be 'invited' on stage to make a simple contribution.

These bespoke songs are ideal for company functions, Christmas parties, conferences, awards ceremonies, corporate events, birthday parties and wedding receptions.

Following a suitable briefing, Geoff Cotton submits draft lyrics for approval and rewrites are included in the original fee.

He has recently written and performed 'tailor-made' songs for several corporate clients, including Nomura International, Ink Publishing and Cor-FS and Macquarie Bank.

Click for an example of a tailor-made song

Recent gigs

Geoff Cotton has performed recently at:

The Disestablishment Club, London
The Kashmir Klub, London
The Roadhouse, Covent Garden, London
Ealing Acoustic, London
Volupté, London
The Battersea Barge, London
Tim Shaw's Asylum, Kerrang Radio, Birmingham
The Pleasure Lounge, Blackpool
The Blag Club, Notting Hill, London
Bedford Park Fringe Festival, The Tabard, Turnham Green, London
Doug's Sketchy Night, Lowdown At The Albany, Great Portland Street, London
Comedy at The Tabard, Turnham Green, London
Room For Acoustic, The Strongroom Bar, London

Venues Next gig: 19 March 2008 Doug’s Sketchy Night Lowdown At The Albany 150 Great Portland Street London W1 7.30pm

actor   .   presenter   .   singer   .   guitarist   .   stand-up comedian

song + sketch writer   .   corporate entertainment

Contact details

Geoff Cotton,  Mobile:  +44 (0)7979-504 405

Suite 3, Rochester House,  66 Little Ealing Lane, London W5 4EA, UK

Email:  music@geoffcottonsongs.com   Web:  www.geoffcottonsongs.com

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